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187.Mirza Ghulam was a student of mysticism and suffered mental intolerance.
188.Medicine is the worst thing after the disease.
189.Mullas like tahir are the fathers of literate ignorants and only donkeys can lift their weighty books.
190.Miss Psychiatrist can a dull person be an intelligent person at the same time or one thing replaces the other?
191.Mullas don't go in the depth of religion and remains unaware of the facts, but starts preaching to others by loudspeakers, cassettes, jalsas and books and disturb the whole society.
192.Mea Melone type women have always been a challange for Rizwan Roader X.
193.Mullas like tahir give examples of Umar Farooq and travel in luxurious cars.
194.Mr MBBS,we humans lie but our body won't lie when it says pain it means pain.
195.Mr Scholar who invented religions and why?
196.Mr MBBS in some cases patient knows about his body and disease more than the doctor.
197.Most of the doctors are ignorant dacoits.
198.Mr MBBS many Pharmaceutical Companies, Manufacture different Medicines of same contents, but why their result is different?
199.Most of the doctors start treating with heavy antibiotics, this is a mistake that should not be repeated.When a bullet can destroy the target why using bombs?
200.My style is simple like a beautiful girl with dimple.
201.My message is brief full of grief.
202.Muslims can never escape from their historical background.
203.Mistakes are to learn not to repeat.
204.Maturity is a state of mind that is not always present is mature people.
205.Miss Psychiatrist Happy Birthday.I have a cake for you, whose name is RX.Would you like to taste it?
206.Mr MBBS, who told you that there is six liter blood in every human body, Dr James Bond 007.Every body has different amount of blood.Some people are even suffering from anemia but you don't accept the truth because you are a rigid bookworm with grade A.
207.Mr MBBS, dose should be given according to the body and the condition of the patient not according to your ancient books.
208.Mr MBBS, it is the responsibility of a doctor to diagnose the disease of the patient and cure it in a way that is best for patient not in a way which is best for his pocket.
209.Mr MBBS, an intelligent doctor never prescribe one hundred medicines and two hundred tests.
210.Mr MBBS, who are you exactly a doctor or a thief.No Police is after you check your patient with comfort, counsel with him and operates him with sympathy and attention not in a Willy nilly way.
211.Mr MBBS, what kind of doctor are you wearing glasses can't even treat your own eyes.
212.Mr speaker, I don't hear from my eyes so don't tell me to gaze.
213.Mea Melone is a beautiful lady with a dirty mind.
214.Money is such a nasty thing because of which the value of a human goes up and down.
215.More births mean more deaths.
216.Many people have libraries in their home despite that they are not good teachers.
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217.No language is divine not even Arabic.
218.Nowadays there are two types of saints.The first one are those who claim to cure patients with just their eyes and blows and the second type of saints are like Rizwan Roader also known as RX who claim to treat the secret diseases of women in their secret quarters.Now the choice is yours which one do you like the blowing one or the glowing one.
219.Naat Khavan's are doing business just to get money and praise.
220.No orphanage can take the place of your parents.
221.Nothing is more worst than bad luck.
222.Neither I am the devil's advocate nor I am the god's devil.
223.Neither me nor you at the end the victor is death.
224.No peny in the pocket and dreaming of America.
225.No matter how high a bird flies it always remains under the skies.
225.Neither I am Helen Keller nor I am a story teller.
226.Nobody can fix god to two or three (object of worship)to he or she,the human brain does not have the capacity to load god.It doesn't matter how you train god is out of reach of the human brain.
Zaray zaray mein qudrat nazar ati hai
Khud khudai goya kaainaat me pai jati hai.
227.No book is the substitute of Common Sense.
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228.On one hand, Muslims say that human is superior than angels and on the other hand, they say an angel taught the Prophet.My Question is how can an inferior taught a superior and suppose an angel taught the Prophet then this angel could also teach him how to write or revelation could also be given in written form but it didn't happen.Everybody knows that sahabas wrote the Quran and Usman Ghani gathered the followers of Islam on single Tajweed of Quran during his caliphate so revelation does not come from the sky the mind generates it on its own but not the mind of everybody,only the minds of the Holy Prophets.
229.Once there was a shrine in a country where people used to go and pray and fortunately most of the visitors get what they want.The Government of that country wants to build a road at the same place where this shrine was located.They demolished it and found out that there was a donkey buried in the grave so the purpose of telling you is people are ignorant and a dead donkey is more beneficial than your so called saints.
230.Only a few people do the right things in the right ways.
231.Only a bitch can betray her husband and only a dog can betray his wife.
232.Over confidence can turn winning wars into a defeat.
233.One dollar that you have is better than a hundred dollars that someone alse has.
234.O God, please don't increase my knowledge give me your knowledge so that I can see the world with your eyes.
235.One second is one hour during pain and during the enjoyment one hour is one second.
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236.Pakistan is not a safe place for tourists.
237.Practical men prove practically that they have guts and talkative men talk all the time and eat nuts.
238.Professor is an idiot who tries to find the light in the books, whereas the light is in the bulb.
239.Psychologists are people who think more and do little.
240.People just need a name to blame on whether it is the name of god or the name of the devil.
241.Prophets lead by Example.
242.Psychiatrist can not even look without the help of a book.
243.Psychology is a subject of Lunatics.
244.People like to learn stories and forget Moral.
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245.Quran is a book which fools can not understand.
246.Quran is a book of Sociology in poetic style.
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247.Rare incidents can not be denied.
248.Religion only changes your cloth not your body.
249.Religion is often used by people for their own purpose.
250.Rizwan Roader thought that he is the father of Kamadayva.
251.Recitation is not following you must follow with actions.
252.Rubbish is not art, but many people like it.
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187.Mirza Ghulam was a student of mysticism and suffered mental intolerance.
188.Medicine is the worst thing after the disease.
189.Mullas like tahir are the fathers of literate ignorants and only donkeys can lift their weighty books.
190.Miss Psychiatrist can a dull person be an intelligent person at the same time or one thing replaces the other?
191.Mullas don't go in the depth of religion and remains unaware of the facts, but starts preaching to others by loudspeakers, cassettes, jalsas and books and disturb the whole society.
192.Mea Melone type women have always been a challange for Rizwan Roader X.
193.Mullas like tahir give examples of Umar Farooq and travel in luxurious cars.
194.Mr MBBS,we humans lie but our body won't lie when it says pain it means pain.
195.Mr Scholar who invented religions and why?
196.Mr MBBS in some cases patient knows about his body and disease more than the doctor.
197.Most of the doctors are ignorant dacoits.
198.Mr MBBS many Pharmaceutical Companies, Manufacture different Medicines of same contents, but why their result is different?
199.Most of the doctors start treating with heavy antibiotics, this is a mistake that should not be repeated.When a bullet can destroy the target why using bombs?
200.My style is simple like a beautiful girl with dimple.
201.My message is brief full of grief.
202.Muslims can never escape from their historical background.
203.Mistakes are to learn not to repeat.
204.Maturity is a state of mind that is not always present is mature people.
205.Miss Psychiatrist Happy Birthday.I have a cake for you, whose name is RX.Would you like to taste it?
206.Mr MBBS, who told you that there is six liter blood in every human body, Dr James Bond 007.Every body has different amount of blood.Some people are even suffering from anemia but you don't accept the truth because you are a rigid bookworm with grade A.
207.Mr MBBS, dose should be given according to the body and the condition of the patient not according to your ancient books.
208.Mr MBBS, it is the responsibility of a doctor to diagnose the disease of the patient and cure it in a way that is best for patient not in a way which is best for his pocket.
209.Mr MBBS, an intelligent doctor never prescribe one hundred medicines and two hundred tests.
210.Mr MBBS, who are you exactly a doctor or a thief.No Police is after you check your patient with comfort, counsel with him and operates him with sympathy and attention not in a Willy nilly way.
211.Mr MBBS, what kind of doctor are you wearing glasses can't even treat your own eyes.
212.Mr speaker, I don't hear from my eyes so don't tell me to gaze.
213.Mea Melone is a beautiful lady with a dirty mind.
214.Money is such a nasty thing because of which the value of a human goes up and down.
215.More births mean more deaths.
216.Many people have libraries in their home despite that they are not good teachers.
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217.No language is divine not even Arabic.
218.Nowadays there are two types of saints.The first one are those who claim to cure patients with just their eyes and blows and the second type of saints are like Rizwan Roader also known as RX who claim to treat the secret diseases of women in their secret quarters.Now the choice is yours which one do you like the blowing one or the glowing one.
219.Naat Khavan's are doing business just to get money and praise.
220.No orphanage can take the place of your parents.
221.Nothing is more worst than bad luck.
222.Neither I am the devil's advocate nor I am the god's devil.
223.Neither me nor you at the end the victor is death.
224.No peny in the pocket and dreaming of America.
225.No matter how high a bird flies it always remains under the skies.
225.Neither I am Helen Keller nor I am a story teller.
226.Nobody can fix god to two or three (object of worship)to he or she,the human brain does not have the capacity to load god.It doesn't matter how you train god is out of reach of the human brain.
Zaray zaray mein qudrat nazar ati hai
Khud khudai goya kaainaat me pai jati hai.
227.No book is the substitute of Common Sense.
O
228.On one hand, Muslims say that human is superior than angels and on the other hand, they say an angel taught the Prophet.My Question is how can an inferior taught a superior and suppose an angel taught the Prophet then this angel could also teach him how to write or revelation could also be given in written form but it didn't happen.Everybody knows that sahabas wrote the Quran and Usman Ghani gathered the followers of Islam on single Tajweed of Quran during his caliphate so revelation does not come from the sky the mind generates it on its own but not the mind of everybody,only the minds of the Holy Prophets.
229.Once there was a shrine in a country where people used to go and pray and fortunately most of the visitors get what they want.The Government of that country wants to build a road at the same place where this shrine was located.They demolished it and found out that there was a donkey buried in the grave so the purpose of telling you is people are ignorant and a dead donkey is more beneficial than your so called saints.
230.Only a few people do the right things in the right ways.
231.Only a bitch can betray her husband and only a dog can betray his wife.
232.Over confidence can turn winning wars into a defeat.
233.One dollar that you have is better than a hundred dollars that someone alse has.
234.O God, please don't increase my knowledge give me your knowledge so that I can see the world with your eyes.
235.One second is one hour during pain and during the enjoyment one hour is one second.
P
236.Pakistan is not a safe place for tourists.
237.Practical men prove practically that they have guts and talkative men talk all the time and eat nuts.
238.Professor is an idiot who tries to find the light in the books, whereas the light is in the bulb.
239.Psychologists are people who think more and do little.
240.People just need a name to blame on whether it is the name of god or the name of the devil.
241.Prophets lead by Example.
242.Psychiatrist can not even look without the help of a book.
243.Psychology is a subject of Lunatics.
244.People like to learn stories and forget Moral.
Q
245.Quran is a book which fools can not understand.
246.Quran is a book of Sociology in poetic style.
R
247.Rare incidents can not be denied.
248.Religion only changes your cloth not your body.
249.Religion is often used by people for their own purpose.
250.Rizwan Roader thought that he is the father of Kamadayva.
251.Recitation is not following you must follow with actions.
252.Rubbish is not art, but many people like it.
Visit www.Tasawur59.blogspot.com
